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		<title>How to watch the Olympics online?</title>
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 The 2008 Beijing Olympics get underway Friday,  							August 8, 2008.
The 2008 Beijing Olympics will happen while most Americans are sleeping.  	While NBC, the games&#8217; official media outlet in the United States, will be  	providing thousands of hours of content on the web, the only way to truly  	ensure you won&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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</script></p> <div id="article_text"><!-- start content -->The 2008 Beijing Olympics get underway Friday,  							August 8, 2008.</p>
<p>The 2008 Beijing Olympics will happen while most Americans are sleeping.  	While NBC, the games&#8217; official media outlet in the United States, will be  	providing thousands of hours of content on the web, the only way to truly  	ensure you won&#8217;t miss too many record-breaking moments is to spread yourself  	across the web and take advantage of the many video outlets online. 	<a title="The 2008 Beijing Olympics get underway Friday, August 8, 2008" class="image" href="http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Image:OlympicsLogo2008.jpg"> 	<img height="267" border="0" align="right" width="230" class="thumbimage" alt="The 2008 Beijing Olympics get underway Friday, August 8, 2008" src="http://howto.wired.com/mediawiki/images/thumb/OlympicsLogo2008.jpg/230px-OlympicsLogo2008.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>With opening ceremonies kicking off Friday, August 8, we have compiled a  	list of online destinations for getting your fix of the summer sporting  	events.</p>
<h2><span class="mw-headline">Live Streams and On-Demand Highlights</span></h2>
<div class="floatright"><a title="BeijingNBC.gif" class="image" href="http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Image:BeijingNBC.gif"> 		<img height="143" border="0" width="127" src="http://howto.wired.com/mediawiki/images/BeijingNBC.gif" /></a></div>
<p><a title="http://www.nbcolympics.com/" class="external text" href="http://www.nbcolympics.com/"> 	NBC Olympics</a>. Media giant NBC has exclusive rights to broadcast the  	Olympics in the United States, and will serve up four live streams and 3,000  	hours of on-demand video online.</p>
<p><a title="http://www.tvtonic.com/olympics/install/" class="external text" href="http://www.tvtonic.com/olympics/install/"> 	TV Tonic</a>. NBC paired with Wavexpress to offer event highlights on demand  	via a download service similar to iTunes. If you use Windows Media Center to  	watch TV you&#8217;ll see a link to this software marked as &#8220;NBC Olympics&#8221; in the  	Online Media strip. This will offer video ranging in quality from 840&#215;480  	progressive to 1080i HD. For 32-bit Windows Vista users only.</p>
<p><a title="http://www.youtube.com/beijing2008" class="external text" href="http://www.youtube.com/beijing2008"> 	YouTube</a>. Starting Wednesday, Google will provide approximately three  	hours of content each day from the Olympics Broadcasting Service on a  	channel dedicated to the games. The content will include highlight reels and  	daily wrap-ups, but no live coverage. The footage will be available in 77  	territories, including South Korea, India and Nigeria, that aren&#8217;t  	officially covered by Olympic sponsors, according to an 	<a title="http://www.olympic.org/uk/news/media_centre/press_release_uk.asp?release=2678" class="external text" href="http://www.olympic.org/uk/news/media_centre/press_release_uk.asp?release=2678"> 	International Olympic Committee press release</a>.</p>
<p><a title="http://www.cctvolympics.com/" class="external text" href="http://www.cctvolympics.com/"> 	CCTVOlympics.com</a>. CCTV will be supplying more than 5,000 hours of  	Olympic Games coverage for mainland China and Macau.</p>
<p><a title="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/olympics/default.stm" class="external text" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/olympics/default.stm"> 	BBC Sports</a>. The U.K.&#8217;s official Olympics broadcaster will offer six  	streaming channels showing coverage from BBC TV and BBC News Interactive.  	Channels will focus on on-demand daily highlights and athlete interviews.</p>
<p><a title="http://au.sports.yahoo.com/olympics/video/" class="external text" href="http://au.sports.yahoo.com/olympics/video/"> 	Yahoo7</a>. Australia&#8217;s official Olympics online portal offers live streams,  	video coverage on-demand and behind-the-scenes interviews, specials and  	features.</p>
<p><a title="http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/" class="external text" href="http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/"> 	CBC Olympics</a>. Canadians can tune into the Canadian Broadcasting  	Corporation online for supplemental live streams, video coverage on-demand  	and behind-the-scenes interviews, specials and features.</p>
<h3><span class="mw-headline">Getting Around Location Restrictions</span></h3>
<p>In most cases, users in the United States will be blocked from viewing  	the footage on the non-NBC sites. But you may be able to view clips or  	streams from other countries if you use a proxy server located within that  	country, or if you can otherwise trick the streaming server into thinking  	you&#8217;re from a country where it&#8217;s allowed.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s some advice on this topic at 	<a title="http://ask.metafilter.com/22899/How-do-I-trick-the-BBC-to-think-I-am-in-the-UK" class="external text" href="http://ask.metafilter.com/22899/How-do-I-trick-the-BBC-to-think-I-am-in-the-UK"> 	Metafilter</a>.</p>
<p>There are also paid services like 	<a title="http://www.anonymizer.com/" class="external text" href="http://www.anonymizer.com/"> 	Anonymizer</a> that can do the trick for you.</p>
<p><em>If you have any additional advice, please add it here.</em></p>
<h2><span class="mw-headline">Peer-to-Peer Options</span></h2>
<p>If you want to move beyond bite-size recaps and highlight reels, P2P  	sites are your best bet for backdoor access to unedited blocks of Olympics  	footage. Additionally, content is likely to be available sooner than the  	12-hour delays expected with some of NBC&#8217;s coverage. Try these web  	workarounds for full access to the Olympics.</p>
<p><strong>BitTorrent</strong>. Miss the opening ceremonies? Or the four-hour finale  	of table tennis? Try downloading torrents of popular Olympic events. Top  	torrent-tracking sites to try include 	<a title="http://isohunt.com/" class="external text" href="http://isohunt.com/"> 	isoHunt</a>, 	<a title="http://www.mininova.org/" class="external text" href="http://www.mininova.org/"> 	Mininova</a> and 	<a title="http://eztv.it/frontpage.php" class="external text" href="http://eztv.it/frontpage.php"> 	EZTV</a>. Need a quick primer on using BitTorrent? Read our 	<a title="http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Use_BitTorrent" class="external text" href="http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Use_BitTorrent"> 	How-To Wiki entry</a> on the subject.</p>
<p><a title="http://www.veetle.com/channelList.php" class="external text" href="http://www.veetle.com/channelList.php"> 	Veetle</a> Stanford University&#8217;s experimental web TV platform requires a  	downloadable player, but offers live broadcasts of soccer games, basketball  	and more.</p>
<p><a title="http://www.sopcast.org/" class="external text" href="http://www.sopcast.org/"> 	Sopcast</a>. This free P2P internet TV player requires a download, but  	offers a wide lineup of 	<a title="http://sopcast.allp2ptv.org/" class="external text" href="http://sopcast.allp2ptv.org/"> 	channels</a> broadcasting the Olympic games.</p>
<p><a title="http://www.tvants.com" class="external text" href="http://www.tvants.com/"> 	TVants</a>. This is a P2P Internet TV, which requires a free 	<a title="http://www.tvants.com/download/tvantssetup.exe" class="external text" href="http://www.tvants.com/download/tvantssetup.exe"> 	download</a>. TVants can run on Windows or on Linux&#8217;s WINE.</p>
<p><a title="http://www.ppmate.com/" class="external text" href="http://www.ppmate.com/"> 	PPMate</a>. A Chinese P2P Internet TV network, 	<a title="http://www.ppmate.com/search/download.jsp" class="external text" href="http://www.ppmate.com/search/download.jsp"> 	download</a>. PPMate only run under Windows.</p>
<p><a title="http://www.tvunetworks.com/" class="external text" href="http://www.tvunetworks.com/"> 	TVU Networks</a>. This P2P internet TV player requires a free download and  	only works with Windows, but is a good resource for watching global sporting  	events online.</div>
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		<title>Paris Hilton&#8217;s mom calls McCain ad &#8220;waste of money&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paris Hilton&#8217;s mother &#8212; a  John McCain donor &#8212; on Sunday dismissed as a &#8220;waste of money&#8221; a television  ad that used her daughter and Britney Spears to portray Democrat  Barack Obama as more celebrity icon than chief executive.
Kathy Hilton, the mother of the blond socialite-actress, lambasted the  Republican presidential candidate&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paris Hilton&#8217;s mother &#8212; a <a title="Full Election 2008 coverage of John McCain's campaign" href="http://www.reuters.com/news/globalcoverage/johnmccain"> John McCain</a> donor &#8212; on Sunday dismissed as a &#8220;waste of money&#8221; a television  ad that used her daughter and Britney Spears to portray Democrat <a title="More on Barack Obama's campaign for the 2008 Election" href="http://www.reuters.com/news/globalcoverage/barackobama"> Barack Obama</a> as more celebrity icon than chief executive.<span id="midArticle_byline" /></p>
<p><span id="midArticle_0" />Kathy Hilton, the mother of the blond socialite-actress, lambasted the  Republican presidential candidate&#8217;s advertisement in a blog posted on the  political Web site Huffington Post (www.huffingtonpost.com).</p>
<p><span id="midArticle_1" />&#8220;It is a complete waste of the money <a title="Full Election 2008 coverage of John McCain's campaign" href="http://www.reuters.com/news/globalcoverage/johnmccain"> John McCain</a>&#8217;s contributors have donated to his campaign,&#8221; Hilton wrote.</p>
<p><span id="midArticle_2" />&#8220;It is a complete waste of the country&#8217;s time and attention at the very  moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is  a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States,&#8221;  she wrote.</p>
<p><span id="midArticle_3" />The McCain ad, titled &#8220;Celeb,&#8221; asks viewers: &#8220;Is he (Obama) ready to lead?&#8221;</p>
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<p><span id="midArticle_4" />Hilton and her husband, a scion of the Hilton hotel chain, donated $4,600 to  McCain&#8217;s November White House bid.</p>
<p><span id="midArticle_5" />McCain has portrayed himself as an independent-minded politician with a  history of bucking authority and said last week that his rival has shown little  more than strong speaking skills.
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		<title>Clinton Gets Most Lobbyist Money, McCain Most Help</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Democrat  Hillary Clinton has raised more money from lobbyists than any other  presidential candidate while  Republican John McCain has more of them assisting his campaign.
Clinton took in $823,087 from registered lobbyists and members of their firms  in 2007 and the second-biggest recipient was McCain, who took in $416,321,  according to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Democrat <span id="lw_1202185536_0" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Hillary Clinton</span> has raised more money from lobbyists than any other  presidential candidate while <span id="lw_1202185536_1" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Republican John McCain</span> has more of them assisting his campaign.</p>
<p>Clinton took in $823,087 from registered lobbyists and members of their firms  in 2007 and the second-biggest recipient was McCain, who took in $416,321,  according to the Center for Responsive Politics, a Washington-based group which  tracks political giving. <span id="lw_1202185536_2" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"> Barack Obama</span>, Clinton&#8217;s rival for the Democratic nomination, doesn&#8217;t take  money from registered lobbyists, although he received $86,282 from employees of  firms that lobby, according to the center.</p>
<p>McCain has 26 registered lobbyists as campaign advisers or fundraisers  compared with 11 for Clinton and none for Obama, according to review of records  compiled by Public Citizen, a Washington-based group that favors stronger  disclosure laws for lobbyists.</p>
<p>Even as they pledge to rein in special interests, the leading Democratic and  Republican candidates are relying on lobbyists to bring in campaign cash by  raising money from other donors, a technique known as bundling.</p>
<p>&#8220;These bundlers and advisers are central to the financial success of top  presidential candidates,'&#8217; said Sheila Krumholz, executive director of the  Center for Responsive Politics. &#8220;As such, they will essentially carry with them  an IOU from the campaign.'&#8217;</p>
<p>Lobbyist Bundlers</p>
<p>Clinton&#8217;s total from lobbyists is a fraction of what they raise on her  behalf; her campaign doesn&#8217;t disclose which donations are brought in by lobbyist  bundlers.</p>
<p>Heather Podesta, a Washington lobbyist, donated $4,600 to Clinton, FEC  records show. She&#8217;s raised more than $250,000 for Clinton by tapping her network  of contacts and holding fundraisers.</p>
<p>&#8220;Most of my attention is focused on raising money and new supporters,'&#8217;  Podesta, sister-in-law to <span id="lw_1202185536_3" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> President Bill Clinton&#8217;s Chief of Staff</span> John Podesta, said in an  interview. &#8220;That&#8217;s the best way for me to make a contribution.'&#8217;</p>
<p>Like Podesta, former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Steve Ricchetti has  also signed on to be a so-called Hillraiser. Ricchetti&#8217;s firm was paid $1.7  million during the first six months of 2007 to lobby on behalf of <span id="lw_1202185536_4" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Amgen Inc</span>. and <span id="lw_1202185536_5" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Sirius Satellite Radio</span>, among others.</p>
<p>Won&#8217;t Be Swayed</p>
<p><span id="lw_1202185536_6" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> New York</span> <span id="lw_1202185536_7" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Senator Clinton</span>, 60, said during a Jan. 21 debate that she won&#8217;t be  swayed by her support from lobbyists, saying she has &#8220;withstood the full force  of corporate lobbyists'&#8217; during her failed 1993 attempt at passing universal  health care legislation as first lady and during her Senate career.</p>
<p>&#8220;I think I&#8217;m independent and tough enough to be able to deal with anybody,'&#8217;  Clinton said.</p>
<p>McCain, 71, an Arizona Republican who led the successful 2002 effort to ban  corporate and union donations to the political parties, counts as campaign  co-chairman former Representative Tom Loeffler of <span id="lw_1202185536_8" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Texas</span>. Loeffler now runs his own lobbying firm, which was paid $2.5  million by such clients as <span id="lw_1202185536_9" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> AT&#038;T Inc</span>. and <span id="lw_1202185536_10" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Southwest Airlines</span>.</p>
<p>Last week, former <span id="lw_1202185536_11" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Senator Phil Gramm</span> of Texas, vice chairman of UBS Securities LLC who is  registered to lobby for the bank, campaigned in <span id="lw_1202185536_12" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Georgia</span> for McCain.</p>
<p>On the campaign trail, McCain stresses his anti-lobbyist bona fides.</p>
<p>`Special Interests&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8220;I upset the special interests and Washington lobbyists when I fought for  ethics reform and to stop union bosses and corporations from writing  million-dollar checks to political campaigns,'&#8217; he said in <span id="lw_1202185536_13" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"> New Hampshire</span> in November.</p>
<p>Former <span id="lw_1202185536_14" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney</span>, 60, has contrasted his experience  running a business and a state government with McCain&#8217;s tenure in Washington,  and has vowed to rein in the influence of lobbyists.</p>
<p>Like <span id="lw_1202185536_15" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"> former President Ronald Reagan</span>, &#8220;I&#8217;d go to Washington as an outsider &#8212;  not owing favors, not lobbyists on every elbow,'&#8217; Romney said at a Jan. 30  debate.</p>
<p>And Romney, too, has registered lobbyists in campaign posts.</p>
<p>Former U.S. Representative Vin Weber, whose firm was paid $3.6 million by  such clients as EBay Inc. and <span id="lw_1202185536_16" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> General Dynamics Corp</span>., is Romney&#8217;s policy chairman. Other advisers  include Ron Kaufman, chairman of Washington-based Dutko Worldwide, which was  paid $11.2 million by such companies as <span id="lw_1202185536_17" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Allstate Corp</span>. and <span id="lw_1202185536_18" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Target Corp</span>.</p>
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<p>`Extra-Curricular Activities&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8220;Among my many extra-curricular activities, I love public policy,'&#8217; Weber  said. &#8220;I try to be helpful to candidates.'&#8217;</p>
<p>One campaign co-chairman for <span id="lw_1202185536_19" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Illinois Senator Obama</span>, 46, is former Senate Majority Leader <span id="lw_1202185536_20" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Tom Daschle</span>, a policy adviser at Alston &#038; Bird LLP. The firm was paid  $4.1 million by companies such as <span id="lw_1202185536_21" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Goodyear Tire &#038; Rubber Co</span>. and <span id="lw_1202185536_22" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"> Healthsouth Corp</span>.</p>
<p>Daschle isn&#8217;t a registered lobbyist, yet has clout. &#8220;Some of the most  powerful people in Washington&#8217;s influence industry aren&#8217;t registered to lobby,'&#8217;  Krumholz said.</p>
<p>And while Obama doesn&#8217;t accept lobbyists&#8217; money, he raised the $86,282 in  cash from employees of firms whose business centers on lobbying. He takes in  even more money from employees of law firms which also engage in lobbying,  including $226,491 from those working for <span id="lw_1202185536_23" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Sidley Austin</span> LLP, his old law firm, which was paid $3.1 million to lobby  by clients such as <span id="lw_1202185536_24" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Caterpillar Inc</span>. and <span id="lw_1202185536_25" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"> United Parcel Service Inc</span>.</p>
<p>For the lobbyists, the return comes if their candidate wins, said Mary Boyle,  a spokeswoman for Washington-based Common Cause, which supports stronger  lobbying laws.</p>
<p>&#8220;They certainly would get access and influence if and when he or she become  the next president,'&#8217; Boyle said.
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		<title>What a nasty letter over a $16.96 debt!</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="textBodyBlack">A collection agency tried to collect a $16.96 debt with  an letter that addressed its recipient with a four-letter word for excrement.  &#8220;Dear S&#8212;,&#8221; began the letter, attempting to collect from an old record club  membership. The word was spelled out in the letter, which arrived in an envelope  addressed to &#8220;S&#8212; Face.&#8221;</p>
<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine" />&#8220;I&#8217;ve never seen anything  quite so brazen,&#8221; said attorney Kenneth Hiller.</p>
<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine" />He said his client plans to  sue Nationwide Collections Inc. of Fort Pierce, Florida, next week.</p>
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<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine" />Under U.S. law, debt  collectors are not allowed to use profanity to collect a debt, Hiller said, nor  are they supposed to threaten legal action over such a small amount.</p>
<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine" />Nationwide President Phillip  McGarvey said the October 2007 letter was automatically generated after his  company bought about 350,000 Columbia House accounts. &#8220;S&#8212; Face&#8221; is the name  under which the account was opened and the way the coupon to start the club was  filled out, he said.</p>
<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine" />Hiller&#8217;s client has signed an  affidavit saying he never signed up for the music club membership under that  name.</p>
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<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine" />&#8220;It looks bad to the observer  who is not familiar with the industry,&#8221; acknowledged McGarvey, &#8220;but anybody who  understands the volume would understand how this could happen. &#8230;You&#8217;ve also  got people filling in famous people&#8217;s names.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>The Dollar is Heading for Collapse</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The borrow-and-spend bubble has popped.

The U.S. Conference of Mayors predicts 1.4 million  	additional foreclosures in 2008, triggering devaluation of mortgage-backed  	securities in the hundreds of billions.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>The borrow-and-spend bubble has popped.</h2>
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<li type="disc">The U.S. Conference of Mayors predicts 1.4 million  	additional foreclosures in 2008, triggering devaluation of mortgage-backed  	securities in the hundreds of billions.</li>
<li type="disc">Credit continues to contract because banks do not yet know  	how degraded their loan assets will become.</li>
<li type="disc">The Federal Reserve is fighting the credit crisis and  	potential deflation with massive injections of money, thereby weakening the  	dollar and fueling inflation.</li>
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<h2><strong>The U.S. government is living beyond its means.</strong></h2>
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<li type="disc">The government spends $1.3 billion <em>per day</em> over what  	it takes in.</li>
<li type="disc">The U.S. debt grew 9.5% last year, surpassing $9 trillion at  	the end of 2007 — about $30,000 for every man, woman and child in the  	country.</li>
<li type="disc">U.S. government liabilities, including net social insurance  	commitments, now total $53 trillion — $450,000 for each household.</li>
<li type="disc">To bridge the gap, the Federal Reserve &#8220;prints&#8221; more money.</li>
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<h2><strong>As more dollars are created and put into the economy, the purchasing  power of all dollars is reduced.</strong></h2>
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<li type="disc">The dollar is backed by only a promise, so it is easy to  	create more dollars (at the stroke of a keyboard) when spending exceeds  	income.</li>
<li type="disc">The total number of dollars grew 11% in the last year to  	$12.6 trillion.</li>
<li type="disc">As of December 2007 the amount of money is growing at an  	annualized rate of 14.7%.</li>
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<h2><strong>The purchasing power of the dollar is falling at an accelerating rate.</strong></h2>
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<li type="disc">The Farm Bureau&#8217;s survey shows the cost of a basket of 16  	basic grocery items rose by 10.9% in the first three quarters of 2007.</li>
<li type="disc">A gallon of gas is up 39% from a year ago.</li>
<li type="disc">Health insurance premiums rose at double the rate of  	inflation in 2007.<br />
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		<title>San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom engaged to actress</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It looks as if  San Francisco is about to lose its most eligible bachelor.  Mayor Gavin Newsom, 40, proposed to his girlfriend, actress  Jennifer Siebel, 33, while they vacationed over the weekend in  Hawaii, and she accepted, said Stanlee Gatti, a friend of the couple who  spoke with the mayor [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It looks as if <span id="lw_1199231031_0" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> San Francisco</span> is about to lose its most eligible bachelor. <span id="lw_1199231031_1" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"> Mayor Gavin Newsom</span>, 40, proposed to his girlfriend, actress <span id="lw_1199231031_2" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Jennifer Siebel</span>, 33, while they vacationed over the weekend in <span id="lw_1199231031_3" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Hawaii</span>, and she accepted, said Stanlee Gatti, a friend of the couple who  spoke with the mayor after he proposed.</p>
<p>A date has not been set, Gatti said.</p>
<p>It would be the first marriage for Siebel, 33, and the second for Newsom,  whose four-year marriage to Kimberly Guilfoyle ended in divorce in March 2006.</p>
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<div class="source"><a target="ss" onclick="return openSS(this.href);" href="http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Hawaii-Jennifer-Siebel-San-Francisco-Mayor-Gavin-Newsom-Paul-Sakuma/photo//080101/480/eb0bfaac723942ad80fe690b761759d4//s:/ap/people_newsom;_ylt=AuuxsHPAmSoRzgcSD09LBWhnhVID"> 				AP Photo:</a> San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom smiles as he  				campaigns in San Francisco in this Nov&#8230;.</div>
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<p>The two were introduced by mutual friends in October 2006. Siebel, who lives  in <span id="lw_1199231031_4" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Los Angeles</span>, stood by Newsom after he publicly admitted in February that  he had a drinking problem and had had an affair with a former staff member&#8217;s  wife.</p>
<p>Siebel has a recurring guest spot on the NBC police drama &#8220;Life.&#8221; She also  appears in the 2007 film &#8220;<span id="lw_1199231031_5" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">In  the Valley of Elah</span>,&#8221; starring <span id="lw_1199231031_6" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer"> Tommy Lee Jones</span> and <span id="lw_1199231031_7" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"> Charlize Theron</span>.
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		<title>US astronauts &#8216;flew while drunk&#8217;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A panel reviewing health issues at Nasa has found that US  astronauts have been allowed to fly while intoxicated at least twice, an  aviation magazine says. The panel also found heavy alcohol use within the 12-hour  &#8220;bottle to throttle&#8221; ban for flight crew, according to Aviation Week and Space  Technology. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font size="2"><strong>A panel reviewing health issues at Nasa has found that US  astronauts have been allowed to fly while intoxicated at least twice, an  aviation magazine says.</strong> </font><font size="2">The panel also found heavy alcohol use within the 12-hour  &#8220;bottle to throttle&#8221; ban for flight crew, according to Aviation Week and Space  Technology. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">The independent panel is due to present its findings later on  Friday. Nasa has declined to comment on the allegations. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Separately, Nasa confirmed that a contractor had sabotaged a  computer. <!-- E SF --> </font></p>
<p><font size="2">The damage to wiring in a network box - which is to be taken  to the International Space Station (ISS) - was intentional and obvious, the  agency said. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">However, it stressed that the equipment was not essential and  that astronauts&#8217; lives had not been at risk. An investigation is under way. </font></p>
<p><font size="2"><strong>Warnings</strong> </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Meanwhile the health panel is preparing to announce its  conclusions. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">It was set up following the arrest on kidnapping and assault  charges of Nasa astronaut Lisa Nowak in February. </font></p>
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<div class="mva"><img width="24" height="13" border="0" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/start_quote_rb.gif" /> 				<strong>The damage is very obvious, easy to detect</strong> 				<img width="23" vspace="0" height="13" border="0" align="right" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/end_quote_rb.gif" /><br clear="all" /></div>
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<div>William Gerstenmaier<br />
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<p><font size="2">	     <!-- E IBOX -->          </font><font size="2">She is accused of attacking her love rival, the girlfriend of  a fellow astronaut. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">The panel&#8217;s findings do not deal with Ms Nowak directly or  mention any other crew by name. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">According to Aviation Week, the panel found that on at least  two occasions astronauts flew after doctors and fellow astronauts had warned  that they were intoxicated and posed a flight-safety risk. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">The report did not say when the alleged incidents took place,  or whether they involved pilots. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Regarding the sabotage allegations, Nasa&#8217;s Associate  Administrator for Space Operations, William Gerstenmaier, said the computer  problem had been discovered earlier this month. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">&#8220;The damage is very obvious, easy to detect,&#8221; he told  reporters on Thursday. &#8220;It&#8217;s not a mystery to us.&#8221; </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Mr Gerstenmaier said wires had been found cut inside the unit  before it had been loaded onto the shuttle. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">The computer is designed to collect and relay data from  sensors which detect vibrations and forces on the space station&#8217;s external  trusses. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">The equipment had been supplied by a sub-contractor, he added. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Mr Gerstenmaier said engineers would try to repair the  hardware before 7 August, when the space shuttle Endeavour is due to fly to ISS,  but that the mission would not be delayed. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">The damage is believed to be the first act of sabotage of  flight equipment Nasa has discovered.<!-- E BO --> 		                     	</font></p>
<p><a onclick="javascript:newsi.utils.av.launch({el:this});return false;" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/player/nol/newsid_6910000/newsid_6918500?redirect=6918538.stm&#038;news=1&#038;bbram=1&#038;nbram=1&#038;bbwm=1&#038;nbwm=1&#038;asb=1"> <strong>Astronauts working on the space station </strong><br clear="all" /> <img width="57" vspace="5" hspace="0" height="13" border="0" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/icons/video_text.gif" /> </a></p>
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		<title>&#8216;Caged Kids&#8217; Case Parents Want Kids Back</title>
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Michael and Sharen Gravelle were sentenced in February on four felony child  endangering charges and seven misdemeanors. The couple are free on bond pending  appeal.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A couple facing a two-year prison sentence for forcing some of their 11  adopted special-needs children to sleep in cages hope to get the children back.</p>
<p>Michael and Sharen Gravelle were sentenced in February on four felony child  endangering charges and seven misdemeanors. The couple are free on bond pending  appeal.</p>
<p><!-- -related- -->&#8220;We still have an inside shot at getting our children back, which was our  goal and we still stand by that,&#8221; Michael Gravelle said Wednesday in the  couple&#8217;s first public comments since they were sentenced.</p>
<p>The Gravelles&#8217; children, who ranged in age from 1 to 14, suffered from  problems such as fetal alcohol syndrome and a disorder that involves eating  nonfood items.</p>
<p>Authorities removed them in September 2005 from their home in Wakeman, about  60 miles west of Cleveland. The children were placed in foster care in fall  2005.</p>
<p>Sharen Gravelle said she thinks often about the children who the couple said  they took in because no one else wanted to do so. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t even get a chance to  say goodbye,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>The chance of the couple getting the children back appears remote. About  three weeks ago, the Ohio Supreme Court refused to consider an appeal of the  custody case that put the children into foster care.</p>
<p>Michael Gravelle repeated his past comments that he and his wife made  enclosed beds for the safety of the troubled children they adopted.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;They built a case on a lie, 11 kids locked in cages,&#8221; he said. &#8220;It was not  true.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>A jury heard evidence, including testimony from the children, that the  Gravelles put them, sometimes for punishment, in small wood-and-wire enclosures.</p>
<p>The Gravelles are out of money for the legal battle and are hopeful they will  receive financial support to fight what they say is an unfair conviction.</p>
<p>They say they&#8217;re working part-time jobs and have tried without success to  sell the house where Michael Gravelle built what prosecutors called cages in the  upstairs bedrooms.</p>
<p>Auctioneer Steven Kraus said he is planning an auction July 20 aimed at  raising $50,000 for the Gravelles and is seeking donations of items and cash  contributions. He believes in the couple&#8217;s innocence.</p>
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<div class="container">Michael and Sharen Gravelle answer questions during a  				news-conference, Wednesday, July 11, 2007, in Norwalk, Ohio.  				Facing a two-year prison sentence and out of money to fund their  				appeal, the Gravelles, convicted of child endangering for making  				some of their adopted children sleep in cages, are looking for  				public help in financing their legal battle. Although the  				Gravelles drew worldwide scorn for their treatment of their 11  				special-needs children, they&#8217;re hopeful they will receive  				support in fighting what they say is an unfair conviction. (Tony  				Dejak/AP Photo)</div>
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		<title>First-borns have higher IQ scores</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:21:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The child raised as the eldest in a family is likely to have a  higher IQ than his or her siblings, work reveals. A Norwegian team found first born children and those who had  lost elder siblings and had hence become the eldest, scored higher on  intelligence. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font size="2"><strong>The child raised as the eldest in a family is likely to have a  higher IQ than his or her siblings, work reveals.</strong> </font><font size="2">A Norwegian team found first born children and those who had  lost elder siblings and had hence become the eldest, scored higher on  intelligence. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">The link, reported in Science, was found by looking at more  than 250,000 male Norwegian conscripts. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Experts have disagreed for decades about how birth order might  influence intellect and achievement. <!-- E SF --> </font></p>
<p><font size="2"><strong>Brainier</strong> </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Supporters of the theory argue the eldest child gets more  undivided attention from their parents from an early age. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Others claim differences occur in the womb before birth  because with each subsequent pregnancy the mother produces higher levels of  antibodies that may attack the foetal brain. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">While others claim the relationship between birth order and  intelligence is false, being biased by family size - historically, couples with  lower IQs have tended to have more children than couples with higher IQs. </font></p>
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<div class="mva"><img width="24" height="13" border="0" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/start_quote_rb.gif" /> 				<strong>We found that it is the son&#8217;s social position and not his  				biological position that counts</strong> 				<img width="23" vspace="0" height="13" border="0" align="right" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/end_quote_rb.gif" /><br clear="all" /></div>
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<p></font><font size="2">Professor Petter Kristensen, at the National Institute of  Occupational Health in Oslo, and colleague Tor Bjerkedal, at the Norwegian Armed  Forces Medical Service, said although the IQ difference they found in their  study groups was small, it was significant. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">The findings also suggested that the trend was down to social  rather than biological differences, they said. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">For example, men who were third born but who then lost an  elder sibling in early childhood and so were raised as the second born had IQ  scores close to those of &#8220;genuine&#8221; second-borns. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Professor Kristensen said: &#8220;We found that it is the son&#8217;s  social position and not his biological position that counts.&#8221; </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Frank Sulloway, of the Institute of Personality and Social  Research at the University of California, has been studying how upbringing  influences personality and intelligence. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">He told the Daily Telegraph the higher IQ in the first-born  could, in part, be gained by their tutoring of younger siblings. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">&#8220;In addition, the tendency for first-borns to occupy the niche  of a surrogate parent, and to take on the role of the conscientious,  self-disciplined and mature sibling may also explain why first-borns have higher  IQs,&#8221; he said.</font></p>
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		<title>DNA test shows Murphy is dad of Spice girl&#8217;s baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A DNA test has confirmed actor-comedian Eddie Murphy is the father of  the newborn daughter of Spice Girl singer Melanie Brown, People magazine  reported on Friday, citing Brown&#8217;s representative.
Brown, 32, gave birth to Angel Iris Murphy Brown in April and listed Murphy as  the father on the child&#8217;s birth certificate, but the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A DNA test has confirmed actor-comedian Eddie Murphy is the father of  the newborn daughter of Spice Girl singer Melanie Brown, People magazine  reported on Friday, citing Brown&#8217;s representative.</p>
<p>Brown, 32, gave birth to Angel Iris Murphy Brown in April and listed Murphy as  the father on the child&#8217;s birth certificate, but the star of movies like  &#8220;Beverly Hills Cop&#8221; and &#8220;Dreamgirls&#8221; has never publicly acknowledged paternity.</p>
<p>Earlier this month, media outlets reported that Murphy, 46, had taken a DNA test  and Brown&#8217;s representative, Liza Anderson, told People the results, confirming  Murphy&#8217;s paternity, were given to Brown on Thursday.</p>
<p>Murphy&#8217;s spokesman declined to comment.<img border="0" align="right" src="http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ap_mel_murphy_070622_ms.jpg" /></p>
<p>Brown, who dated Murphy last summer, was &#8220;Scary Spice&#8221; in the 1990s all-girl  British pop group that scored hit songs such as &#8220;Wannabe.&#8221; Members of the group  have scheduled a news conference for Thursday, sparking speculation that they  will reunite for a tour and album.</p>
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