Did TrimSpa Kill Anna Nicole Smith?
The most famous gold-digger in America has died today at 2 p.m. Eastern.
Her attorney reportedly stated that Anna had been suffering from flu and cold symptoms before she collapsed in her hotel room at Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.
This begs the question: What finally did her in? It may be unbecoming of a journalist to come to any conclusions so immediately after her death, but come on, it’s Anna Nicole Smith. At worst, I would only be matching her integrity.
- Did she party too hard and overdose in her luxurious suite like so many fallen stars before her?
- Had her “companion” Howard K. Stern found he wasn’t really the father of Smith’s daughter–just days before the February 21 court ordered DNA paternity test–pushing him to kill her in the heat of passion?
- Was it the TrimSpa that caused a cascading metabolic failure? Does TrimSpa put the Die in Diet?
- Did her contract with Satan expire?
- Does anyone give a fuck?
For the moment we can only safely answer one of these questions with a resounding “no.” The rest of these questions will require thorough investigation and ergo, time. However, one can only expect a minimal amount of time to be devoted to genuinely giving a shit about Hollywood’s Ex-favorite peroxide blonde.
Now that I have submitted a handful of recklessly unsubstantiated speculations about this broad, I’ll welcome a moment of silence in memorial to this fallen icon.
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DEE DEE said,
February 16, 2007 at 11:33 pm
THIS IS AMAZING TOO ME THAT SOMEONE DIES AND EVERYONE TAKES HER LIFE IN THERE OWN HANDS AND START MAKING UP SHIT, LET HER REST IN PEACE HER DAUGHTER WILL READ THIS CRAP ONE DAY. STOP WITH THE HORRIBLE STORIES YOU ALL TALK NOW BUT WHY NOT WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE.
SARAH said,
February 16, 2007 at 11:38 pm
IF YOU ALL WANT TO TALK TELL THE TRUTH GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOUR MOUTH OPENS. HER FRIENDS ARE TALKING SO MUCH HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT HER THATS NOT A TRUE FRIEND (LIES LIES LIES) THATS JUST PEOPLE WANTING ATTENTION THAT ANNA NICOLE HAD DON’T TRY TO TAKE HER PLACE YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT.
lu said,
March 10, 2007 at 9:58 am
What is wrong with you people its sick how you go on with shit on this girl her child will read all this when she is older and thats just wrong I give her credit because she did anything to get up to the top and she did she faught for what she wanted people were just jealous she did not hurt anyone she made an old man happy in the process